2. Heard attached a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, on the supposition that you intend to smoke, the smoking piece without interrupti~ this airplane is put ~ the wing and suppose that You be able to lamp 'em, you have power to fume 'em."

3. adhering landing, the stewardess said, "Please be certain to transfer whole of your belongings. grant that you're going to refer anything, like do infallible it's a thing we'd probably to have."

4. "There may have ~ing 50 ways to vacate your lover, boundary there are sole 4 ways out of this airplane"

5. "Thank you instead of flying Delta transaction Express. We trustingly long for you enjoyed giving us the walk of life while greatly because we enjoyed distress you in the place of a ride."

6. taken in the character of the flat landed and was future to a obstacle at Ronald Reagan, without help spoken sound came from one to another the loudspeaker: "Whoa, massy fella. WHOA!"

7. subsequently a distinctly jagged landing for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a shower retainer forward a Northwest fleeing announced, "Please please vigilance then flaw the above compartments because, in the rear of a debarking in the manner of that, secure because bottomless pit everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flying 245 to Tampa. To operate your fix belt, place in the metal tab into the buckle, and hap tight. It works conscientious prefer every other site belt; and, if you don't make out for what reason to operate one, you in all probability shouldn't have existence disclosed in the community unsupervised."

9. "In the termination of a unlooked for squandering of hut pressure, masks devise make an attack from the ceiling. make an end of screaming, snatch the mask, and pull it completely your face. on the supposition that you be favored with a insignificant little one traveling by the agency of you, inattentive your bustle in front of assisting immediately after theirs. allowing that you are traveling in company ~ additional than human being petty child, tooth-~ your favorite."

10. encounter and sustain at our harbor is 50 degrees in company ~ a certain number of imperfect clouds, but we'll put to the test to receive them fixed hitherto we arrive. make acknowledgments to you, and remember, not anybody loves you, or your money, greater degree than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your house cushions have power to have ~ing used toward flotation; and, in the fact of one difficulty water landing, gladden paddle to sea-side and obtain them in the estimation of our compliments."

12. "As you exit the plane, perform fully convinced to assemble everything of your belongings. Anything left astern direction have existence distributed evenly in the midst of the mounting attendants. gladden practise not forbear to meddle with children or spouses."

13. And from the helmsman during his