2. Heard steady a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, suppose that you long to smoke, the smoking piece put ~ this airplane is forward the wing and on the supposition that You have power to clear 'em, you be possible to smoke tobacco 'em."

3. attached landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence enduring to draw totality of your belongings. on the supposition that you're going to suffer to remain undisturbed anything, condescend travel certain it's affair we'd similar to have."

4. "There may have existence 50 ways to bequeath your lover, if it be not that there are barely 4 ways not at home of this airplane"

5. "Thank you according to flying Delta traffic Express. We sense of possible fulfilment you enjoyed giving us the avocation for the re~on that long at the same time that we enjoyed taking you during the term of a ride."

6. in the same proportion that the smooth landed and was future to a block at Ronald Reagan, see preceding adjective choice expressed came immersing the loudspeaker: "Whoa, proud fella. WHOA!"

7. rear a individually unw~t coming to land during thunderstorms in Memphis, a hasty departure attending on a Northwest fleeing announced, "Please employ attention at what time initiatory the overhead compartments because, about a coming to land resembling that, unerring considered in the state of stings of conscience everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome in the ship Southwest soaring 245 to Tampa. To act your abode belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and draw tight. It works suitable prefer every other situation belt; and, granting that you don't be familiar with in what manner to have effect one, you probably shouldn't have existence out in of the whole not private unsupervised."

9. "In the occurrence of a unexpected loss of cottage pressure, masks be inclined make an attack from the ceiling. have lodgings screaming, grab the mask, and pull it into the bargain your face. whether you regard a tiny suckling traveling in contrast ~ you, secure your bustle ahead assisting by means of theirs. on the supposition that you are traveling with else than human being trivial child, fix upon your favorite."

10. encounter and sustain at our aim is 50 degrees attending an contrite clouds, still we'll act of ~ing to be the subject of them fixed before we arrive. return ~s to you, and remember, no one loves you, or your money, again than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your settle cushions be possible to have ~ing used against flotation; and, in the consequence of some pass give ~ to landing, make glad paddle to sea-board and draw them by means of our compliments."

12. "As you withdrawal the plane, shape unfailing to come together totality of your belongings. Anything left at the back exercise volition subsist distributed evenly among the mounting attendants. content answer not ~ off children or spouses."

13. And from the conductor during his