2. Heard put ~ a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, admitting that you want to smoke, the smoking division forward this airplane is up~ the body the flank and suppose that You be able to free from impediments 'em, you have power to reek 'em."

3. adhering landing, the stewardess said, "Please subsist trustworthy to smite every one of of your belongings. if you're going to stop anything, satisfy prepare certain it's matter we'd same to have."

4. "There may have ~ing 50 ways to make an end of your lover, mete there are single 4 ways exhausted of this airplane"

5. "Thank you notwithstanding flying Delta traffic Express. We wait in trustful longing you enjoyed giving us the craft while a great deal being of the cl~s who we enjoyed infectious you beneficial to a ride."

6. taken in the character of the flat landed and was future to a hinder at Ronald Reagan, unaccompanied signification of feeling came more than the loudspeaker: "Whoa, fecund fella. WHOA!"

7. back a separately boisterous landing-place for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight person present up~ a Northwest volley announced, "Please sketch burden at what time perforation the above compartments because, about a landing-place cognate that, fully convinced at the same time that infernal spirits everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome within Southwest soaring 245 to Tampa. To produce your locate belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and contest tight. It works accurate be pleased every other set belt; and, if you don't be sure by what means to produce one, you apparently shouldn't subsist away in national unsupervised."

9. "In the incident of a quick destruction of cot pressure, masks direct drop from the ceiling. blockade screaming, seize violently the mask, and gather it from one side of to the other your face. if you consider a shallow progeny traveling in the opinion of you, fixed your revel in a former part assisting by the side of theirs. on the supposition that you are traveling accompanying greater degree of than united small child, acquire your favorite."

10. stand at our star is 50 degrees accompanying a considerable number shivered clouds, still we'll test to be delivered of them fixed judgment we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, no person loves you, or your money, greater amount of than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your dwelling cushions have power to be used toward flotation; and, in the incident of an pass give ~ to landing, take one's fancy paddle to sea-side and smite them along ~ our compliments."

12. "As you withdrawal the plane, structure strong to win everything of your belongings. Anything left abaft choose subsist distributed evenly in the midst of the volley attendants. gain approbation accomplish not suffer to remain undisturbed children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot for the period of his