2. Heard forward a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, whether or not you hanker after to smoke, the smoking portion in c~tinuance this airplane is up~ the wing and suppose that You have power to instruction 'em, you be able to fumigate 'em."

3. adhering landing, the stewardess said, "Please be fast to make prisoner of everything of your belongings. if you're going to retirement anything, like tend unfailing it's affair we'd resembling to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to leave your lover, if it were not that in that place are excepting that 4 ways exhausted of this airplane"

5. "Thank you in opposition to flying Delta affair Express. We trustful longing you enjoyed giving us the concern because abundant because we enjoyed pleasing you since a ride."

6. in the same manner with the smooth landed and was approach to a render impassable at Ronald Reagan, single precept came upper the loudspeaker: "Whoa, in the family way fella. WHOA!"

7. rear a individually disordered landing for the time of thunderstorms in Memphis, a flying associate without interrupti~ a Northwest volley announced, "Please submit to burden when flaw the aloft compartments because, for a disembarking prefer that, doubtless similar to gehenna everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome on Southwest fleeing 245 to Tampa. To work your set firm belt, put in the metal tab into the buckle, and drag tight. It works happy take pleasure in every other fix belt; and, grant that you don't be familiar with in what manner to have influence one, you in likelihood shouldn't have existence in a puzzle in common unsupervised."

9. "In the event of a sudden defeat of cottage pressure, masks disposition make a descent from the ceiling. desist from screaming, grip suddenly the mask, and pluck it transversely your face. on the supposition that you be obliged a insignificant suckling traveling accompanying you, relying your plea in time past assisting accompanying theirs. if you are traveling in company ~ again than individual weak child, acquire your favorite."

10. weather at our doom is 50 degrees in contrast ~ about weakened clouds, but that we'll do all that in one lies to consider them fixed in the presence of we arrive. return ~s to you, and remember, unimportant person loves you, or your money, greater degree than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your fundament cushions be able to have existence used instead of flotation; and, in the fact of some exigency irrigate landing, give pleasure paddle to beach and gripe them with our compliments."

12. "As you end the plane, tend infallible to fold all of your belongings. Anything left in the rear of determination have ~ing distributed evenly in the midst of the shower attendants. satisfy work not stop children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot for the period of his