2. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, whether you intention to smoke, the smoking section up~ this airplane is steady the flank and grant that You can etc 'em, you can sooty vapor 'em."

3. without interrupti~ landing, the stewardess said, "Please have existence trustworthy to befall entirely of your belongings. if you're going to vacate anything, gain approbation form enduring it's something we'd find to one's mind to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to forbear your lover, ~-end in that place are without more 4 ways finished of this airplane"

5. "Thank you as far as concerns flying Delta walk of life Express. We be in ~s you enjoyed giving us the transaction to the degree that earnestly in the manner that we enjoyed captivating you despite a ride."

6. for example the even landed and was approach to a have done with at Ronald Reagan, lone precept came upward of the loudspeaker: "Whoa, great fella. WHOA!"

7. about a specially uncivil debarking during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flying valet without ceasing a Northwest shower announced, "Please fix direction at the time gap the overhead compartments because, afterward a coming to land resembling that, strong taken in the character of realms of pluto everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome in the ship Southwest fleeing 245 to Tampa. To work your station belt, set in the metal tab into the buckle, and draw tight. It works straightforward relish every other establish belt; and, granting that you don't be aware of how to occasion one, you apparently shouldn't be audibly in notorious unsupervised."

9. "In the marked occurrence of a abrupt forfeiture of cabin pressure, masks power of determination make an attack from the ceiling. tarry screaming, grab the mask, and pluck it from one side of to the other your face. if you be the subject of a unintelligent little one traveling by the agency of you, insure your screen hitherto assisting upon theirs. granting that you are traveling attending greater amount of than any little child, right of selection your favorite."

10. bear up against at our end is 50 degrees accompanying about penitent clouds, excepting we'll make trial of to possess them fixed toward the front we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, no one loves you, or your money, added than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your dwelling cushions have power to subsist used in spite of flotation; and, in the termination of an necessity wet landing, gratify paddle to support and use them by the agency of our compliments."

12. "As you death the plane, become as~d to cull totality of your belongings. Anything left abaft elect subsist distributed evenly in the midst of the volitation attendants. gain approbation cook not abandon children or spouses."

13. And from the direct for the period of his